Dear Babaji,
I am writing to you to kindly take this mail seriously,
please acknowledge receipt.
You are my favorite and you know that I am my favorite. But
with a recent turn off events with you sending such people I am wondering what’s
going on. Babaji you really need to stop playing hide and seek with me, seriously
I wonder after traveling almost to every corner of the country and Abroad where
have you hid that one intelligent guy.
And if you have left that task on me I want to ask you, have
you ever visited a club? Half of the men there are gay and other half engaged .
So what do you expect now?
My life has been very happening till now until recently when
my parents have thought of putting an end to this happening party by getting me
into a contract. Now as far as the matter is of getting into contract it’s not
that bad but I am a little skeptical of getting into a contract with people of
the same biradri. No offence babaji but
you only tell me how dramatic are the people from this community. Forget anyone
else my own mother is a super drama queen anyone outside of the biradri is madrasi
for her.
The agony doesn’t end
there my brothers and sisters have a long guest list and song list in their
mind and just because of that it has to be a Big Punjabi Vyaah they can’t think of a sophisticated simple
marriage. My uncles and brothers have been tankers and they think this is the
perfect way of returning the favor by having unlimited booze on atleast the
cocktail.
Not only this babaji it takes lot of courage to tell people
why you are still single when Simmo Vimmo and Kammo are married and raising babies.
Everyone has a boy suggestion to make like telling what is a best married
course one should apply for. And when they ask me what I do and I say human
rights they think it is something to do with the dharna king, two month chief minister of the state.
Babaji I humbly request you to put an end to this suffering
and please send a person who understands the intent of this letter and laughs
at it.
Yours favorite,
Mad Punjabi Girl.
