Mad House Series IX

A compilation of short stories:

Mad House is made of three things 1. The Boss 2. The MAD people and 3. The Mad Situations

If anyone wants to experience unity in diversity one should visit the MAD House is the place recommended to visit in summers. One can see its not only a melting pot of cultures but also it ressembles Indira Gandhi International Airport. 

One can easily be mistaken where one has landed because I mostly find people of my colour. This is the time the Indian Chineese restraunt down the road makes maximum business. And summer of 2012 is even special we have a rapper in the MAD House who is rapping everything except work. No matter how the days go but the nights are compartively cooler with number of parties not in MAD House but outside but these are coordinated using MAD House resources. 

Mr. T is an efficent advocate, works hard day and night and he works even when he is sick. But one day after a good hearing he left early to catch up on his sleep. It wasnt his fault but he thought rather than sleeping on his table under the Boss nose he goes home and takes rest. He left for home and his phone battery also died. When he woke up in the morning he recieved a message to call the BOSS. But since it was from the previous day he ignored because since its a day old it wouldnt be that urgent. He got ready and reached office before time. Somewhere his heart was pumping hard and as he got to his floor he looked left, he looked right with no one in sight he took a breath of relief. And the moment he sat on his seat he heard the Boss's voice, who was there even before him, as if waiting for him to come so that he can release all that he wanted to say the previous day. The matter which was a day old for Mr.T was not old for the BOSS and early morning he got to hear how efficent and inefficent he was. in the end the BOSS said to him" you see me when you come in the morning and show me your face when you leave in the evening'. The confused Mr.T had no option and followed the orders delligently. Weeks passed and months passed and the order became old but what remain was showing off the face and this time it was not directly to the BOSS,because our efficent and capable Mr. T hanged the Boss' s photo right behind his seat so he actually sees him when he comes and when he leaves.

This is a story of Mr.AA who works for the rights of everyone, is not gender biased, works for freedom of speech and expression and also right to self determination. He said this MAD House is a good compilation and should be documented. He loves praising people and hates annoying them . So the writer said that if you like it so much why didnt you click the  like button or write a comment, he says all the people who read don't have the courage to click the Like button. And they play safe, which I dont agree like true as in ofcourse play safe but no harm in liking it. This is hypocrisy so to all the people of MAD House this is just for fun and for our future generations to remember and to take break from the MAD ness and love it. 

Special thanks to our Indian Tom Cruzzz who let me get away from the madness and lend me his Vodafone net connect to write this, since Facebook is blocked in MAD hOUSE.

The MAD House Series VIII

MAD House and Friday the 13th

In the city of Honorable Courts it was Friday the 13th, the day people usually avoid roads and relatives because of myth of road accidents and fights. It was windy , not to cold not to hot and as noted by a British Lady that when the weather is such the people are usually irritated.

Down the road from the courts is a place called MAD House, not only by name but also by its activities its MAD and not  to forget its people. Usually on Fridays the atmosphere is relaxed at MAD House and especially when the BOSS is away for the weekend. But this was an unusual Friday.

A friday when the city of Honorable courts was visited by the spirits of hell. Some people say that it was a spooky friday and they saw two witches flying from the courts towards the Lodhi garden and in between falls the MAD House. But that day the witches didn't reach Lodhi Garden they stopped over MAD House. They had earthly desires so they possessed the body of two fair women at MAD House. And as rightly said that where there are two women there is always a gossip between them,  then how can this not be true for witches. The two fair women were carrying out their daily work when a gossip started and it ended in them fighting like witches. They didn't wanted to but it was the witches which were making them have fight of words. The bystanders were enjoying, where on Earth have men not enjoyed when two women have fought.

These bystanders made fun and added fuel to fire. The same afternoon a  senior ghost who was also wandering around could feel the presence of witches in MAD House came visiting by. But he needed to gain entry in the MAD house hence he possessed the body of a grey hair man who came from the court. Now this senior man speaks less and only what is required. But that day he spoke and that to on top of his voice, all the bystanders were surprised and shocked. And some did the same work of adding fuel to fire. Soon there was silence, but this was silence before the storm and those bystanders who were enjoying the fun of all this were not aware that the whole gang of spirits in search of their missing members had come to MAD House. Now it was not MAD House it was the Ghost House.

The two young ghosts who wanted to have some fun before they all leave for a stroll in Lodhi Garden entered  the body of a small bystander and a tall bystander. The two bystanders first laughed and with in no time fought , there were also joined by not so old witch. By now the MAD House had turned into the play ground for ghosts and like kids all were fighting. The tall bystander ghost punched the small bystander ghost. This  took all by surprise , no one had so much energy before in MAD House, this was an exceptional Friday. The punch was so strong that the boss could feel the tremors in the plane in which he was flying . The small young ghost was shocked and  had his hand on his face where he had received the punch. To stop the fight the guardian most powerful women came and first thing she asked was to check wether he has  lost his tooth or not. If tooth would have been lost it would have amounted to a crime of serious nature.  All the other ghosts started hailing that this was a grievous crime.

It was getting late and the gang of spirits had to return they thoroughly enjoyed themselves but left the peaceful people of MAD House in shock and awe. Till date no one in MAD House has forgotten Friday the 13th.

The MAD House Series VII

Live Reporting from MAD House

Breaking News: The BOSS's flight landed sharp at 11:20 am and flying over all traffic he has made to office in dot 45 minutes.  I the reporter is happy to report that I made it 2 minutes before the BOSS.

The happy smiles of 15 days have turned into frowns on foreheads. All are sitting ready at their table with pens and paper ready, as any moment they can be called.  The third floor people all dressed in formals for a saturday were the first one to meet.The assistant was ready with the bundle of mails printed before any questions start pouring, but to her dismay , when she was ready with mails she was asked about SMSs.

Ms. Breety  has already touched her work out target by walking to each desk over 15 times. Others have boarded their trains and flights from different parts of country and are on their way. Lunch time has been postponed to dinner.

We will be back with more updates.

The Mad House Series VI

Dear Diary,

Now that my wedding is two days old I still cant believe it has happened. Or these mad house people made it happen from the scratch from finding me a perfect  partner to being the perfet wedding crashers.

Just 15 days ago I informed all about my wedding an in such a short notice they were perfect guests. I am astonished at the level of  participation of the people of MAD House. Like the tradition I forwarded a mail to the common mailing list and as a formality gave them one card which is still hung on the notice board of the boss and the date of my wedding encircled like any of his other meetings. The card given in formality saw 90% presentation at the wedding as if there were orders passed by the boss for a full attendance of the staff for one of his meetings.

My family in consultations with all the planets decided a date of the wedding  and fortunately it was a weekend.  Least did I knew that this meant that they can finish all their work enjoy the wedding and then get back to work. I had perfectly planned to take a weeks break which is unusal at Mad House. As I remember one of my colleague who went for his wedding was asked by the Boss " How many marriages will you do in a month." On the other hand even  the judge in  didn’t wanted me to enjoy my own wedding and for that one order he had to pass he took almost a month. Two days before the judge tells me he has a wedding gift for me which he will give me after the wedding. And thank God he passed a remarkable judgment and if it was just one day before even Jacob would have attended the wedding.

But one thing I shall tell you that I am completely astonished with the dedication and since efforts of the MAD House, I think they have learned all this from the crazy meetings they keep organizing through out the year. And no matter how late  they reach for these meetings , they reached on time for my wedding. 

My family tells me that when the cars reached the teams were instantly divided. Few were assigned for food, others for bride and the rest for arranging booze which I had kept out of the wedding. But how could I forget that when meetings don’t go without booze how could a marriage would have taken place.

The moment I stepped out of my car all I could hear was the voices of MAD House people for a second thought maybe my driver has reached the wrong venue. If I knew these people were so hardworking I would have arranged my wedding in the basement.

It seemed to me these people were more prepared for my wedding than I myself was. Everyone had taken up a task and some were doing multi tasking. All of them danced in joy when I was entering the venue. The roles had completely reversed though I hired a professional photographer the BOSS captured the entire wedding on his latest gizmo. The tea guy read out the mantras, there were two DJ’s and all of them  were perfect dancers .

If I knew these people were coming I would have arranged packed dinner boxes for them. But all of them thoroughly enjoyed f the food and tried each and every item I had selected. Knowing about the capacity of these people, deep below my breadth I was praying that we don’t run short of food.

Just as I entered the venue all of them surrounded me taking full responsibility as if a fresh case has been filed. Nervous me had some relief when I heard their silly jokes around me. Not even far could I hear any of my relative. Before my family or the pandit asked to get the bride all of them in a hurry  got the bride. Well then I knew the reason behind this was that impatient BOSS who thought that the programme was running behind schedule.

The brides family though tried hard to be around her but these MAD House people had changed sides, from being invited from my side they joined the opposite team . I tell you these lawyers can never be trusted you never know which side they can represent.

Anyway within seconds I was married according to the Hindu Law as garlands were exchanged. They all shouted as if they had won a case or maybe got new funding.

Even before my parents and her parents could come to stage and congratulate . my entire family with their jaws opened saw a big gang on the stage posing for picture. 10-20-30 all of them on stage perfectly around the bride and groom for a perfect MAD House picture. For once the camera man even warned us that it was difficult to fit them all in one frame but some how he managed or he had a competition from the latest gizmo of the BOSS.

Within minutes they did what they were perfect at quickly thronged the dinner table and ate with a caution from the boss to carry the rest in their hands. Hence in another half an hour all of them left. But honestly they rocked my wedding.

The MAD House Series- V

Words are powerful, words are deceptive.

All of us at MAD House agree on one thing that the BOSS is an influential speaker.  Some people are born with the talent of influencing people with their words and when they combine their talent and profession,  a 'lawyer' is born. Lawyers have to be heard wether in court or outside. Infact Mr. AA is one such victim, he hails from a small town where he heard the BOSS and he then and there decided to be with this man no matter what. It is the persona of the BOSS that when he speaks young people jump into the battle ( which battle and what is this battle all of us are trying to find out)

One such influenced young counsel who was mesmerized with the words of BOSS, left all in his small town and moved to this big city. He was ready to  give his life for MAD House.  In the scorching summer heat when MAD House was expanding. The   BOSS wanted people of MAD House to move out of his shadow. So he asked the young  counsel to move to a new building, which was only new in name. 

He calls the young counsel one evening, who was sitting just 15 steps away from his cabin. And tell him "I don't need you here anymore". The frightened young counsel not understanding what the boss meant said "Pardon Sir" with a confused look. The Boss said " Moved to the new building, now you can work independently" . The young counsel catching his breath, thanking God that he has only been asked to move to a new building and not to resign. The young counsel honestly said "I have a submission Sir! ". The Boss looked amazed was there a petition coming up, less interested noded his head. The young counsel said  "There is no AC in the new building ". The Boss not believing that out of all the important issues on this Earth he gets to hear about an Air conditioner.  The Boss replied " I have a submission too". The young counsel feeling proud of his newly found courage and speaking skills, nod his head too and the Boss continued " You are a fool ", "Please resign". The shocked young counsel not expecting this ran out of words. All he could do was nod wether in agreement or disagreement, even he didn't knew.

In true sense a battle of words  was won and the summer was lost in the heat.

The MAD House Series IV

The New Year Resolutions in MAD House

The Credit Crunch has affected the World, so it has affected MAD House too. Hence the BOSS came out with the New Year Resolution, " Cut on Expenditure and Sue More"

The worst affected in the MAD House are the toilets, printers, kitchen , coffee machine, telephones and others. The basic common sense and Maths says to cut the cost one has to see where is the expenditure, but because it was a NEW Year Resolution it was implemented from the first working day.

When the people came to MAD House in their first  week in New Year they discovered that the telephones no more rang, the printers had no paper , the kitchen had no dish washing soap, the coffee machine only gave hot water and the unexpected the toilet had no tissue roll.

And also came in new rules: one pen in three months, sign a requisition when you need a pencil, no need to flag the pages, no need for notes and the latest to use one sided paper please clean your cupboards. Also in addition give up bad habits of drinking tea, coffee. No need for emergency calls, be a good son / daughter/wife/husband meaning come to MAD house in the morning and leave from MAD House make sure you don't travel the city.

Not technology but common sense has hit MAD House:  replace people with machines, give money to those not in need.

Well you have surely heard about waters wars in  future but one can see paper wars happening in MAD House.

The MAD House Series III

Mr. P wears sunglasses and has an excellent criminal mind, when Mr. P argues the judges in democracy are awestruck. Having the guts to tell the judge  " that my prayers are falling on deaf ears" took the judge back, that in self realization he passed a good judgment. 

Mr. P also has the habit of dozing of irrespective of the size of the room and the number of people in that room. Wether its a big meeting or a face to face interaction Mr. P happily gets lost in his dream world. One doesn't realize that Mr. P is sleeping unless you can hear the snores. But with attentive ears Mr. P can raise a question and argue in middle of any conversation.

The Boss with his witty comments use to always say  " Boss be attentive!" , "Boss you are sleeping!", " Boss how can you sleep? " .  And tired with the leg pulling from his colleagues Mr. P use to often defend himself.

On one such fine day in the Boss's cabin, when an important discussion was going on ,  Mr. P dozed off , the Boss again repeated himself " Boss you are sleeping". Realizing what had just happened Mr. P answered " With Whom Sir?" 

Not believing what his ears had heard the Boss walked out of his cabin and Mr. P followed. He went out of the MAD House lighted a cigarette and patted himself. End of discussion.