Saturday, February 23, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Challan of Mad Person
The MAD House Series XVI
Fictional story, Special contribution from Mr. AA and the racketer
Today a Senior Mad Person on suspicion of being a 'doctor' was arrested from Munirka Bus stop in Delhi. He is 5 feet and 7 inches but bent two inches. He was carrrying a jhola which had anti national material like a book on North east, malaria and some medicines .
He was taken to the nearest police station, where he easily cooperated to go. He didn't ask any question just asked for some peanuts from the fellow police constable.
On reaching the Police Station he was asked simple questions to which his reply was same AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we asked him a different question and by the time he answered we all had to go home. When we offered him food in jail custody he only asked for a pack of cigarettes and chai. So we gave him a cup of tea, which was purchased for Rs.5.
At 11:00 pm he again asked for a cup of tea and this time five together to which he was ready to pay. Since the only answer we got was AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!. At 11:15 pm call was made to his lawyer Mr. AA but some girl picked up and in the entire police station no one could understand the English.
So after much searching we found number of another lawyer to which the Senior MAD person refused to call. He for the first time in Hindi said" Mujhe yaahan rakh lo but inko phone mat karna"
On searching his phone we found several numbers from far north east India. At midnight this person was shifted to the jail cell where he started his poetry, some good shair were recited but by the time they finished all constables were asleep.
At 1:00 am a police officer on duty complained of pain in his stomach, this gentleman offered some tips and number of a doctor. The tips worked but when we searched for the doctor it was found he was a child specialist. This raised more suspicion. In night this person asked one question what is the status of malaria in prison. We suspected him he was trying to identify the breed of mosquitos.
At 8:00am next day we called the Senior lawyer and told him that we have detained him and he asked us to call us back in ten minutes. So his junior called back and they said Defend the Defenders , which none of us in police station understood.
They sounded very excited and were jumping in name of Defend the Defenders, "Mad People" . A car full of lawyers and media came in next two hours. Rest all is history.
Hence our observation: A Mad person associated with a Mad Hose and working with Mad people.
Fictional story, Special contribution from Mr. AA and the racketer
Today a Senior Mad Person on suspicion of being a 'doctor' was arrested from Munirka Bus stop in Delhi. He is 5 feet and 7 inches but bent two inches. He was carrrying a jhola which had anti national material like a book on North east, malaria and some medicines .
He was taken to the nearest police station, where he easily cooperated to go. He didn't ask any question just asked for some peanuts from the fellow police constable.
On reaching the Police Station he was asked simple questions to which his reply was same AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we asked him a different question and by the time he answered we all had to go home. When we offered him food in jail custody he only asked for a pack of cigarettes and chai. So we gave him a cup of tea, which was purchased for Rs.5.
At 11:00 pm he again asked for a cup of tea and this time five together to which he was ready to pay. Since the only answer we got was AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!. At 11:15 pm call was made to his lawyer Mr. AA but some girl picked up and in the entire police station no one could understand the English.
So after much searching we found number of another lawyer to which the Senior MAD person refused to call. He for the first time in Hindi said" Mujhe yaahan rakh lo but inko phone mat karna"
On searching his phone we found several numbers from far north east India. At midnight this person was shifted to the jail cell where he started his poetry, some good shair were recited but by the time they finished all constables were asleep.
At 1:00 am a police officer on duty complained of pain in his stomach, this gentleman offered some tips and number of a doctor. The tips worked but when we searched for the doctor it was found he was a child specialist. This raised more suspicion. In night this person asked one question what is the status of malaria in prison. We suspected him he was trying to identify the breed of mosquitos.
At 8:00am next day we called the Senior lawyer and told him that we have detained him and he asked us to call us back in ten minutes. So his junior called back and they said Defend the Defenders , which none of us in police station understood.
They sounded very excited and were jumping in name of Defend the Defenders, "Mad People" . A car full of lawyers and media came in next two hours. Rest all is history.
Hence our observation: A Mad person associated with a Mad Hose and working with Mad people.
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